I knew I'd be going up to Whistler with Amy the day after my birthday for her work "retreat". This was already going to be a good birthday present, but then she dropped the bomb—the snow bomb—heli-skiing.

Are you kidding? As in Warren Miller, Greg Stump, Matchstick? After watching years of this on the big screen, I would finally find out what it was like. What a gift!
I skied at Whistler all day Friday. Saturday morning, I left early and headed to the "hut" to meet my guide, crew and other skiers and boarders for the big day. "Coach" would take us through some safety training about transceivers, helicopters and what to expect. After going through the formalities, we loaded the bus and waited momentarily for word of our destination over the two-way radio..."Ipsoot", the voice said, and our guides cheered. They were thrilled because it hadn't been skiable due to snow, fog and low clouds earlier in the week.
We arrived at the heli-pad, waited for the helicopter to refuel and then we all climbed aboard. We were packaged like sardines in a can, but no one seemed to mind the cramped quarters, and who would, considering our destination.
This was my first time in a helicopter and I can say that it was quite a trip. We reached about 10K feet and flew over two mountains and then descended onto our first run. We unloaded, grouped in a circle with our heads down to avoid any hazards and then waited for our guide to give the thumbs up.
We all stood up, look around in awe for a moment taking it all in. It was still and quiet except for the faint echo of the helicopter swinging back down the mountain. The 360 degree view was incredible and enormous.
We geared up, laced our day-glow powder straps (to help find errant skis) and anxiously awaited first turns. Our guide started down and we watched him make the first series of "S" turns until he made it to the first stop. The first thing we were told is not to ski wide on the entire slope but "conserve it", so that others behind us can share in the fresh.
It was now my turn. Technically, it wasn't much different than anything else I'd skied. It wasn't even as deep or steep, but that wasn't the point—it was about quality, with a capital "Q". Linking multiple "S's" over a series of 4-6 thousand vertical feet at elevation was magical, a feeling of floating—addicting, as we'd soon find out.
We continued on, searching out other slopes on the mountain, each time laying down our signature. We ended our third run about 1 o'clock. They served us lunch and then the negotiations started. "Anyone want to do another run or two?", Coach said. Uh, yeah!
We had one official run left and we could add another run for a small fee. Seven of us agreed to do a fifth run on top of our last (and some even did a sixth, of course for another small fee). We finished lunch, packed up and flew back to the top of another pristine mountain. We all seemed to be skiing like it would be the last time, riding our way to the final lift home.
As the day closed, we boarded the helicopter, everyone with permanent grins, and got the final rush of the day. Our pilot flew to the top of the mountain we'd just descended, hovered for a few seconds, and then, without warning, dove down to the valley like a coaster off its tracks. Woohoo!
We arrived back at the hut and attended a "viewing party" with photos and video of our day. While watching it, my guide leaned over to me and said, "I'm sorry, but your ruined forever and there's only one cure—gotta keep coming back". I fear he may be right.

Trip note: most guided heli-skiing trips are safe and within the limits of the skiers. We didn't ski cliffs, chutes or other "dangerous" parts of the mountain—it's only done in the films.